Pretty keen for Eluveitie now that I’ve only just booked transport and accommodation! Approximately 72 hours before their set… hahaha…
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
When I was in Sydney the other week, I caught this chick in a hostel shaving her arms. Brought it up to a colleague to have a laugh about it but she does it too. WHAT THE FUCK. She has blonde body hair like me. Why do people care so much about looking ‘good’? I think men would be more inclined to see shaved arms on a girl and enquire as to where the fuck her hair is rather than think...
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whux: I might not have the most dainty and feminine legs, but at least I can kill someone with one swift kick to the jaw.
throbinhood: my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have where he blinks when you move him and if you angle it right he’ll wink oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
kevin-garnett: #me #myself #hiding #eyes #metalhead #metalhead girl #girl #photography #self fucking stop Also people tagging their sexualities. Adding #gay or #lesbian to your tags is just going to make your face pop up in between hardcore pornography.
So Backdoor Teen Mom was horrible, haha. If James Deen can hardly keep it up, you won’t be able to either.
Bloke came in when I was covering reception at work today looking for a job. Just strolled into an obviously high-up business building seeing if there were any jobs. He was dressed like he was about to go hiking, complete with legionnaires hat, sunglasses and a jumper tied around his waist. With tattoos on his hands. And he stank like arse. YEAH SURE HAVE AN EXECUTIVE POSITION. What in the name of...
Cannot stop watching this, FUCK.
Had a thought on the bus when we went past a seeing eye dog… do hardcore vegans approve of them? Or is it the wrongful enslavement of a creature purely for human benefit?
shutupaubrey: i pride myself on my good nipple to tit ratio
I want to put my piss in a syringe and inject it into annoying strangers.