May 2013
May 21st
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Pretty keen for Eluveitie now that I’ve only just booked transport and accommodation! Approximately 72 hours before their set… hahaha…
May 21st
May 17th
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May 17th
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swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
May 17th
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When I was in Sydney the other week, I caught this chick in a hostel shaving her arms. Brought it up to a colleague to have a laugh about it but she does it too. WHAT THE FUCK. She has blonde body hair like me. Why do people care so much about looking ‘good’? I think men would be more inclined to see shaved arms on a girl and enquire as to where the fuck her hair is rather than think...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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whux: I might not have the most dainty and feminine legs, but at least I can kill someone with one swift kick to the jaw.
May 11th
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May 11th
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throbinhood: my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have where he blinks when you move him and if you angle it right he’ll wink oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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kevin-garnett: #me #myself #hiding #eyes #metalhead #metalhead girl #girl #photography #self fucking stop Also people tagging their sexualities. Adding #gay or #lesbian to your tags is just going to make your face pop up in between hardcore pornography.
May 11th
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May 10th
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So Backdoor Teen Mom was horrible, haha. If James Deen can hardly keep it up, you won’t be able to either.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Bloke came in when I was covering reception at work today looking for a job. Just strolled into an obviously high-up business building seeing if there were any jobs. He was dressed like he was about to go hiking, complete with legionnaires hat, sunglasses and a jumper tied around his waist. With tattoos on his hands. And he stank like arse. YEAH SURE HAVE AN EXECUTIVE POSITION. What in the name of...
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Cannot stop watching this, FUCK.
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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Had a thought on the bus when we went past a seeing eye dog… do hardcore vegans approve of them? Or is it the wrongful enslavement of a creature purely for human benefit? 
May 7th
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shutupaubrey: i pride myself on my good nipple to tit ratio
May 5th
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I want to put my piss in a syringe and inject it into annoying strangers.
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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